Touch Grass Dad Hat

TOUCH GRASS 🌱📵
Log off. Cool down. Go outside—seriously.

Embroidered with digital disdain and wholesome sass, TOUCH GRASS is the perfect hat for calling out terminally online behavior with style. Ideal for gamers, doomscrollers, or anyone who’s been in one too many comment wars.

Wear it as a gentle reminder… or a not-so-gentle roast.

Side effects may include: sunshine, perspective, and fewer hot takes.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!