This Hat Is A Cry For Help Dad Hat

THIS HAT IS A CRY FOR HELP 🚨🧢
Subtle? Not at all. Accurate? Absolutely.

Embroidered with dark humor and blunt honesty, THIS HAT IS A CRY FOR HELP is the perfect accessory for overworked students, existential jokesters, or anyone coping via sarcasm. It’s both a punchline and a mood board.

Perfect for awkward parties, bad Mondays, or when your therapist says, “let’s unpack that.”

Disclaimer: May get laughs… or concerned hugs.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh