Hot, Broke & Delusional Dad Hat

HOT, BROKE, AND DELUSIONAL 💅💸✨
A trifecta of energy, chaos, and unapologetic confidence.

Embroidered with zero shame, HOT, BROKE, AND DELUSIONAL is for anyone thriving on vibes while their bank account cries. Perfect for brunch dates, impulse buys, and overestimating your life choices with style.

Wear it proud, wear it loud—because if you’re going down, you’re doing it glamorously.

Warning: May attract equal parts envy, pity, and admiration.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!