No Friends Denim Dad Hat

NO FRIENDS 🙅‍♂️🖤
It’s not a cry for help—it’s a vibe.

Embroidered with unapologetic solitude, NO FRIENDS is for the lone wolves, social battery casualties, and people who’d rather talk to their plants. Whether it’s by choice or just excellent boundaries, this hat lets the world know you’re booked, busy, and blissfully unbothered.

Perfect for canceling plans, sitting alone in public, or making strangers wonder if you’re in a band.

Bonus: zero drama, 100% peace.

• 100% cotton
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
• Adjustable strap
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!