Low Battery Dad Hat
$32.00
LOW BATTERY 🔋⚠️
Running on fumes, running on vibes.
Embroidered with exhausted honesty, LOW BATTERY is the hat for drained introverts, overworked hustlers, and anyone whose energy levels stay perpetually at 5%. It’s a wearable warning sign: approach with snacks, caffeine, or not at all.
Perfect for long commutes, late-night doomscrolling, or pretending to be “so chill” when really you’re just out of power.
Pro tip: hat pairs well with naps.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
