Anxiety Dad Hat

ANXIETY 😬
For when your brain is doing backflips and your vibe is “please don’t.”

This hat says what you’re already feeling—so you don’t have to. ANXIETY is your wearable disclaimer for social situations, awkward silences, and overthinking literally everything.

Ideal for introverts, overanalyzers, and people who rehearse texts 12 times before sending.

Not responsible for nervous laughter or sudden need to leave early.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!